May 22, 2013
Nashville, TN – IBM is expected to announce the release of their newest product during the Smarter Commerce conference this week, sources close to the event say. Although details are being tightly kept under wraps, the new technology is expected to be powered by the company’s Watson system with their Tealeaf capabilities embedded throughout. This will enable session replays of the exciting moments countless IBM and client programmers experience. Expectations are high that few of the sessions will actually be replayed.
DISCLAIMER: It should be obvious the article is, in fact, fictitious. But in case you missed that point, well there you have it. Here’s to a great rest of the conference.